Sunday, October 10, 2004

Two Legs Good, (2x) Four Legs Better

The following post concerns only humans and should be viewed by humans only. Not that we have anything to hide, why would we have anything to hide. This is simply humans only news.

The Doctor is indeed in, as Dr. Batman has now taken up residence at 6015 Willow Street. The irrepressible and indomitable Dr. Batman decided to shack up with us after hearing stories of our daring and cunning through the Feline Underground. Basically he heard this place was shit hot.

Dr. Batman should not be confused with Dr. Batmanghelidj of St Mary's Hospital Medical School of London University. Though the latter has uncovered the healing powers of water, we prefer our own feline Dr. Batman.

We would ask if you did not mention the presence of Dr. Batman to our other feline compatriot, E-L-L-I-O-T, at this time. We've got a feeling that out little feline bandito would not be overly enthusiased about having to share his pad with a grimalkin at this time. E-L-L-I-O-T is a wild and ka-razy guy, and he may view Dr. Batman as a usurper, but I'm pretty sure that ain't the swE-L-L-I-O-T we've all come to know and love.